Ah, the elusiveness of choice! Brown Birkenstock Arizonas or burnished-pink Louboutin Pumppies (at least that’s what they looked like)—Gerwig’s Barbie proposes that the binary is here to stay and the only way to negotiate it is to simply not care for anything except one’s feet. It’s all about the feet, after all, and the ground beneath them. The two turning points in Stereotypical Barbie’s journey are about her feet. She needs her feet to be comfortable. The two revolutions in Barbieland—first by the neglected and irrelevant Kens and then by the equally irrelevant Barbies—are to reject the discomfort of being pushed to the margins. In both situations, there is no equal ground beneath their feet that can allow them to stand tall as they are. In an unequal world, respectively marginalised Kens and Barbies are not enough, and will never be, for each other. To extend the footwear metaphor, wearing an Arizona on one foot and a Pumppie on the other is not wise.