I'm sure Bill Aitken hopes that when he reaches eternity, he'll find the onlyway to get there is by meter and narrow gauge railways. If he has his way, there certainlywon't be any cars or planes, there won't even be any main lines, they'llall be branch lines, branches of what, I'm not quite sure. He writes scornfully of"the anonymity of the utterly predictable broad gauge". Yet although smallrailways give Bill his intimations of immortality, it was on what I assume was a broadgauge, mainline journey, from the Kumbh Mela at Allahabad in 1960, that he came to realise"the system created by the mind of George Stephenson does echo a grand design worthyof the Almighty". Despite his love of small lines there is obviously a place for allrailways in Bill's heart, if not in eternity.