Typically an evening goes thus: a celebrity intro duces the author (in the Council, it’s Colin Perchard, the cultural minister), then the ribbon around the book’s spine is snipped, the author reads, questions from the audience follow: "Mr Khilnani, sir, the Tiananmen Square incident was a terrible blot on Chinese history, indeed, on human history, a slur on the very idea of personal freedom and peaceful protest..." Three paragraphs later, Sunil Khilnani, author of The Idea of India— an essay on Nehru ’s vision of a modern India— says weakly: "Yes?". "Well sir," continues his interlocutor, "why didn’t you write about it in your book?"! Most writers also field the reat autobiographical question and the ‘title’ problem: "Which came first Arundhati, the title or the book?" And more in the same vein: "Does the act of creation make you feel elevated, Vikram?" Well , that insightful intellectual exercise done with, the doors open and the 200-odd strong audience spills out onto the bar, to be joined by fifty more who’ve timed their arrival astutely. The snacks are attacked, the menu railed at, the author retires to a corner to sign copies, 10-12 books are sold, a lot of drink is drunk, Rs 20,000-30,000 is spent and a book is launched.