Trevor Fishlock, author of two amusing and observant books on India—India File and Cobra Road—is back in India but not for another book. He has been hired by Cox & Kings to accompany a group of British tourists. All the dry-humoured author has to do, apart from answering questions on the mysteries that are India, is to deliver five lectures to the privileged lot. Will one of them be on his theory about how India breaks down the stiffest-lipped traveller and reduces him to temper tantrums?