Some Nobel aspirants never give up. A leading (or should that be the leading?) newspaper published an interview with the poet more famous than her poetry, Kamala Das, advertising her self-proclaimed title of Nobel nominee. What in Alfred Nobel's name does that mean? The Swedish Academy that gives out the prize is a stickler about confidentiality: not a word of the jury's deliberations, let alone the names of individual nominees, can be leaked out for at least 50 years. As to being a Nobel literature nominee, it's easy: any professor of literature or linguistics can forward a nomination. So can any member of a literary academy or institution. Khushwant Singh often tells the story of how G.V. Desani, single-book author of All About H. Hatterr, persuaded him when he was in the UK High Commission to file his nomination. Then president S. Radhakrishnan wasn't amused: he had an eye on the prize himself!