What was that bit about the US ambassador's wife, you ask? Well, we aren't too sure, since there are wildly garbled accounts, with nobody coming on record, about the spat with Wera Hildebrand. One account has it that she was harmlessly chit-chatting away about her native Denmark, when Sirji let her know that he thought she was "stupid and illiterate". Another account has it that the lady asked for trouble by not only butting in uninvited in a conversation, but committed the unforgivable folly of contradicting St. Naipaul.