The history of the West's fictive dramatisations of the East begins in travelogue mixed with fantasy, such as those by Marco Polo, and culminates, for the present, with V.S. Naipaul. Of the bizarre travel account of Marco Polo to the court of Kublai Khan, across limitless deserts and limited linguistic skills, people have generally been sceptical, and thetraveller -- if he existed at all -- may have unintentionally undermined his own credibility by declaring on his deathbed, " I have not described the half of what I haveseen" -- an epitaph that Naipaul, reputed for his morose sense of humour, might chucklingly approve upon his own tombstone. Historians of medieval trade now tell us Marco Polo was not the medieval backpacker we always thought, but a fellow invented by the West to fulfil its thirst for a palatable understanding of the mysterious East. Switching centuries from him to Naipaul via the inescapable filter of Said's Orientalism, one can't help wondering if it might not be argued by post-Postmodernism, some years from now, that the twentieth-century reincarnation of Marco Polo was none other than V.S. Naipaul, an invention of the west to fulfil its prejudiced and deliberately fantastic understanding of the East.