The list maker is disappointed but not too depressed. With an objectivity unusual among writers, he concludes that he really deserves a grade of only 4 out of 10. No cause for worry, when set against the grades he awards himself for "the basic qualities...essential in a man": 8 out of 10 for health, 5 out of 10 for money, 3 out of 10 for good looks, 5 out of 10 for knowledge, and 0 out of 10 for love.