Our lady who has rapidly moved up the Social Register, and countless others like her with washboard stomachs, disappearing hips, pinched cheeks and pert noses, are the new high priestesses of beauty. They are the latest beauty models on the block. Looking at them, however, it’s hard to imagine that not too long ago, say the early ’80s, feminine beauty was all about undulating curves and round, often blushing faces. Indian sculpture immortalised this ideal with its iconic S or swaying curve. Red cheeks, in the age of the Blush before the age of the Blush-on, were a sign of Beauty. Traditionally, beauty had to do with fertility: the red cheeks and lips were a sign of good health and hinted at good child-bearing abilities. So did wide hips. Indian screen heroines embodied the idea of Indian beauty: think Vyjanthimala, or even Kajol before she lost weight.