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Some Other Mechanical Operations - A Note

Below are some of the areas where I have completed research for some new machines:

1. Machine to locate the truth in newspapers.

2. Machine to identify revolutionaries in crowds.

3. Machine to discover what our domestic pets think about us.

4. Machine to give you a ticket to anything as soon as your cry.

5. Machine to preach wisdom to a charging bull.

6. Machine to substitute your enemy as the victim in your place in a bad dream.

7. Machine to pull wool over others' eyes.

8. Machine to have your cake and eat it too.

9. Machine to give 316 correct replies to the statement: 'No use thrashing me uncle, I'll never become a good fellow.'

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