The closest I am likely to get to heaven was over forty years ago. I found myself alone in a room with Meena Kumari. All five minutes of it. It was in an office, not a bedroom. Still. She was not as pretty as, say, Madhubala, but she was the most sensual woman I have ever met. The secret lay in those magnificent eyes and a voice that magically combined come-hither with an aching sadness. By the time I met her she was a wreck, but, my word, what a gorgeous wreck she was!