The props all work, but the cast refuses to perform. The narrator as a spectator of himself as spectator can get precious
Syed Amir Ali ‘Feringhea’—the confessing Thug of Meadows Taylor—has long awaited a fictional reprieve, and here it comes, in Tabish Khair’s The Thing About Thugs. Khair approaches these shark-infested waters with extreme caution. In the much-mythologised family mansion in soporific Phansa, specifically the library where nobody reads anymore, our narrator chances on a bundle of Persian letters written by one Amir Ali, who says: ‘Because I was not... I am not what the Kaptaan wants me to be—I am not Amir Ali, the Thug.’ So, what is Amir Ali’s true story?
With this build-up, alas, there is very little to tell. There is Victorian East End with its correct minutae of sleaze and a fair amount of dated slang. The props all work, but the cast refuses to perform. Yes, it’s fashionably post-post-modern to be ambivalent, but the narrator as a spectator of himself as spectator can get precious. The studied negligence of anaesthetised prose leaves it bereft of imagination. ‘Then in less than five minutes...Shields and Jack throttle the woman and saw off her head.’ This book is replete with beheadings, all as blase and bloodless as this one. The only hormonal twinge the narrator concedes is his ‘overdetermined’ lust for the maid. But we’ve read that before, in Khair’s first novel The Bus Stopped.
Amir Ali, one of fiction’s great riddles, deserves an ending less banal than: ‘The sea is choppy; the wind is howling; the heavens press down on the earth, heavy with clouds. Lord Batterstone...looks back at Amir Ali. He sees a lascar. He sees no story worth reading.’