JANUARY 1, 2000. You wake up to the dawn of a new century. Full of beans and raring to go, despite the late night partying. Only, the world seems eerily quiet. Your bedside clock stopped at midnight. The overhead fan is not whirring, nor the airconditioner humming. You pick up the phone, there's no dial tone. Frowning, you switch on the TV, there's snow on the screen, your desktop personal computer welcomes you with probably a scowl, the elevator in your building is stuck at basement, your car doesn't start. Worried sick, you hotfoot it to the bank to take out some emergency cash, the ATM swallows your card. But there's nothing to worry, you've just been credited a year's interest extra. Congratulations!