AN English lady once called up the Tea Board Office in London and asked for assistance in locating the best Darjeeling tea available in the city. A helpful official agreed to accompany her to a well-known departmental store and select the best of Darjeeling tea. Off they went to the store's tea counter and asked for Darjeeling tea. They were handed a packet, the label on which boldly read: "Darjeeling Tea, Produce of Sri Lanka". Astonished, the Tea Board official pointed out the apparent anomaly. The salesman returned a knowing smile and remarked: "Sir, don't you know the best Darjeeling tea comes from Sri Lanka?"