Cussed, quirky, unpredictable. Slippery, unfaithful, sly. Why is the Indian consumer so difficult to pin down? This has been the plaintive cry of many multinational corporations ever since the economic reforms began. Giant marketer after giant marketer strode into India with powerful brands and massive ad budgets, only to flounder as the consumer remained unimpressed. Worst still, there seemed to be no immediately visible pattern to his unimpressedness.