EDUCATED, unemployed and under the reign of a succession of ineffectual governments? Well, you can either try a Full Monty, or take the pineapple route to success. As did the people of Vazhakulam in Kerala's Ernakulam district. With little or no help from successive governments—both left-wing and rightwing—which failed to keep their pledge of creating jobs, nor from banks, which have proved wary of giving loans, Vazhakulam's denizens have broken away from the swelling ranks of the unemployed to create a flourishing pineapple empire out of an economic wilderness.