As far as I know, South Point High School reunions are often held in Netaji Indoor Stadium, where I once recall watching six or seven table tennis matches going on simultaneously. Table tennis is a very fast game, so following the action on so many tables together was quite strenuous. Also, most of the players were Chinese, so it was hard to tell them apart, and quite often you’d be supporting one chap, and then suddenly you’d realise, no, wait a second, that’s the other chap. But we’re not here to discuss table tennis. We’re here to discuss alumni. In this context, whenever you consider a South Point High School Alumni Association event at Netaji Indoor Stadium, remember that you are looking at a stadium full of people, of whom a large number have never been exposed to any form of law and order. Personally, I would suggest noting the date and avoiding the area. Our neighbours who lived around the school certainly would have, except that they were living there. A friend of mine was once severely disciplined for trying on arbitrary pants at a local tailor. I blame the tailor. He should never have left them hanging outside.