"I'm not being Teutonic," the senior company official tells us across the negotiating table after he's taken and held unbudgingly on to a particular stand. He then goes on to reaffirm in serious tones, the rationale behind his arguments. That's what the German businessman is all about: blunt, clear, organised in his thinking, logical about all that he says and does. And he takes himself and his commitments earnestly and seriously. Negotiations within this frame are solemn, sombre affairs, little lightness and next to no hum-our. All that's conserved for hours after the work-day, when the glassy-eyed gentleman who stares you down during the day is a warm, concerned, gracious host who plies you with food and drink and drives you 400 km on a Sunday afternoon to taste wine and countryside cooking. And you're surprised when, barely a week after you reach home, negotiations having ended in an impasse, you get a communication from the Customs authorities in Delhi. The next day, a fancy case containing two bottles of Frankenwein, one red and one white is delivered to you, a gift from the bloke you thought the most intransigent during the meetings in Germany. And Frankenwein is delightful, light-bodied and dry with a hint of fruitiness that increases palatability manifold.