"Yes, I got it! The trick is to use a novella to whack a fly.” He said with a triumphant grin as he brought it down on a fly that had been buzzing irritatingly around him. There was a small library in the lounge of the inn and some guests had been reading the books and had forgotten them on the table. “A novel is too fat and slow to attack swiftly”. He added as if this discovery had remarkably enriched his knowledge. “A small book of poetry will also work in a pinch”, he said as he whacked another fly with a sleek book of poetry. This was the first time he had been attacked by flies in the inn and was taken by complete surprise. This was also the first time that he had whacked flies with books. Maybe they came riding on the backs of newspapers that the newspaperman had just deposited on the table. Happy at his accomplishment, a tad guilty too, for having put the books to improper use, he looked at a cat that had made a sudden appearance from under the table. He also saw a waiter, heading toward him with an empty tray after serving tea and coffee to the guests in their rooms. “What is your name? ” The cat looked up as if about to answer.