I have often believed that the existence of space is the reason for all sounds everywhere. Not sound as sound waves that cut through the blazing plasma of protons and electrons and birthed stars and the livable universe. Nor sound as surrounding radiation, but sound as craft, endurance, and inseparable from existence. Time traveling through space discharges auditory particles. Friction of two colossal forces and sound is the collateral damage. From time 0 to time 1, from hunger to emaciation, from inertia to the need for hunting, from one location to motion across space, from muteness to the invention of sound. Warning! Mating! Whittled on the temporal lobe, I have all the memories of my first primordial parents looking up at the skies, one hand on the mouth, another outstretched upwards, praying for silence. Perhaps, after long, long days and nights of scavenging and gathering, smelling their jungle, trailing the animals, disguising, imitating, calling in/calling out, flailing the meat, failing at the bone, masticating, and then ruminating, they realized that accidental thing ─ sound emasculates. That some disastrous curse had fallen upon them. That, from this day onwards, life would be a stain upon silence. Out, out of the caves, douse the fire burning, back to eyes on the skies, that insistent hand, and those stuttering groans of beings trembling in the cold! These early things of the deeper time knew that cosmic time and astronomical spaces were anomalies. Up there, there is neither space nor the gravity of time. Say, a hypothesis: a dead astronaut drifting through emptiness is swallowed by a black hole and eventually reaches the point of singularity. Zero volume, infinite density! That is precisely where all sounds end ─ at the catastrophic center of spacetimelessness. And, like my ancient foremothers, I refuse instruments that register interplanetary infrared rays, gamma rays, microwaves, radio waves, and transmute them into sounds via sonification; I abandon the Plasma Wave Subsystem of Voyager 1 and its recorded plasma vibrations and ionized gases; I shut my ears to the noise of Jupiter’s magnetosphere and the way Saturn talks to its moons; take your space junk away from me and your knowledge that black holes sing in B-flat.