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Bin Laden's Victory

Saddam Hussein has been a catastrophe for Iraq, but he never posed a threat outside his immediate neighbourhood. George Bush is a catastrophe for the world. And a dream for Bin Laden.

Osama bin Laden, in his wildest dreams, could hardly have hoped for this. A mere 18 months after he boostedthe US to a peak of worldwide sympathy unprecedented since Pearl Harbor, that international goodwill has beensquandered to near zero. Bin Laden must be beside himself with glee. And the infidels are now walking rightinto the Iraq trap.

There was always a risk for Bin Laden that worldwide sympathy for the US might thwart his long-term aim ofholy war against the Great Satan. He needn't have worried. With the Bush junta at the helm, a camel could haveforeseen the outcome. And the beauty is that it doesn't matter what happens in the war.

Imagine how it looks from Bin Laden's warped point of view...

If the American victory is swift, Bush will have done our work for us, removing the hated Saddam andopening the way for a decent Islamist government. Even better, in 2004 Bush may actually win an election. Whocan guess what that swaggering, strutting little pouter-pigeon will then get up to, and what resentments hewill arouse, when he finally has something to swagger about? We shall have so many martyrs volunteering, weshall run out of targets. And a slow and bloody American victory would be better still.

The claim that this war is about weapons of mass destruction is either dishonest or betrays a lack offoresight verging on negligence. If war is so vitally necessary now, was it not at least worth mentioning inthe election campaigns of 2000 and 2001? Why didn't Bush and Blair mention the war to their respectiveelectorates? The only major leader who has an electoral mandate for his war policy is Gerhard Schröder - andhe is against it. Why did Bush, with Blair trotting faithfully to heel, suddenly start threatening to invadeIraq when he did, and not before? The answer is embarrassingly simple, and they don't even seem ashamed of it.Illogical, even childish, though it is, everything changed on September 11 2001.

Whatever anyone may say about weapons of mass destruction, or about Saddam's savage brutality to his ownpeople, the reason Bush can now get away with his war is that a sufficient number of Americans, including,apparently, Bush himself, see it as revenge for 9/11. This is worse than bizarre. It is pure racism and/orreligious prejudice. Nobody has made even a faintly plausible case that Iraq had anything to do with theatrocity. It was Arabs that hit the World Trade Centre, right? So let's go and kick Arab ass. Those 9/11terrorists were Muslims, right? And Eye-raqis are Muslims, right? That does it. We're gonna go in there andshow them some hardware. Shock and awe? You bet.

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Bush seems sincerely to see the world as a battleground between Good and Evil, St Michael's angels againstthe forces of Lucifer. We're gonna smoke out the Amalekites, send a posse after the Midianites, smite them alland let God deal with their souls. Minds doped up on this kind of cod theology have a hard time distinguishingbetween Saddam Hussein and Osama bin Laden. Some of Bush's faithful supporters even welcome war as thenecessary prelude to the final showdown between Good and Evil: Armageddon followed by the Rapture. We mustpresume, or at least hope, that Bush himself is not quite of that bonkers persuasion. But he really does seemto believe he is wrestling, on God's behalf, against some sort of spirit of Evil. Tony Blair is, of course,far more intelligent and able than Bush. But his unshakable conviction that he is right and almost everybodyelse wrong does have a certain theological feel. He was indignant at Paxman's wickedly funny suggestion thathe and Dubya pray together, but does he also believe in Evil?

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Like sin and like terror (Bush's favourite target before the Iraq distraction) Evil is not an entity, not aspirit, not a force to be opposed and subdued. Evil is a miscellaneous collection of nasty things that nastypeople do. There are nasty people in every country, stupid people, insane people, people who should never beallowed to get anywhere near power. Just killing nasty people doesn't help: they will be replaced. We must tryto tailor our institutions, our constitutions, our electoral systems, so as to minimise the chance that suchpeople will rise to the top. In the case of Saddam Hussein, we in the west must bear some guilt. The US,Britain and France have all, from time to time, done our bit to shore up Saddam, and even arm him. And wedemocracies might look to our own vaunted institutions. Are they well designed to ensure that we don't makedisastrous mistakes when we choose our own leaders? Isn't it, indeed, just such a mistake that has led us tothis terrible pass?

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The population of the US is nearly 300 million, including many of the best educated, most talented, mostresourceful, humane people on earth. By almost any measure of civilised attainment, from Nobel prize-counts ondown, the US leads the world by miles. You would think that a country with such resources, and such a field oftalent, would be able to elect a leader of the highest quality. Yet, what has happened? At the end of all theprimaries and party caucuses, the speeches and the televised debates, after a year or more of non-stopelectioneering bustle, who, out of that entire population of 300 million, emerges at the top of the heap?George Bush.

My American friends, you know I love your country, how have we come to this? Yes, yes, Bush isn't quite asstupid as he sounds, and heaven knows he can't be as stupid as he looks. I know most of you didn't vote forhim anyway, but that is my point. Forgive my presumption, but could it just be that there is something a teenybit wrong with that famous constitution of yours? Of course this particular election was unusual in being adead heat. Elections don't usually need a tie-breaker, something equivalent to the toss of a coin. Al Gore'smajority in the country, reinforcing his majority in the electoral college but for dead-heated Florida, wouldhave led a just and unbiased supreme court to award him the tie-breaker. So yes, Bush came to power by a kindof coup d'état. But it was a constitutional coup d'état. The system has been asking for trouble for years.

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Is it really a good idea that a single person's vote, buried deep within the margin of error for a wholestate, can by itself swing a full 25 votes in the electoral college, one way or the other? And is it reallysensible that money should translate itself so directly and proportionately into electoral success, so that awinning candidate must either be very rich or prepared to sell favours to those who are?

When a company seeks a new chief executive officer, or a university a new vice-chancellor, enormous troubleis taken to find the best person. Professional headhunting firms are engaged, written references are taken up,exhaustive rounds of interviews are conducted, psychological aptitude tests are administered, confidentialpositive vetting undertaken. Mistakes are still made, but it is not for want of strenuous efforts to avoidthem. Maybe such methods would be undemocratic for choosing the most powerful person on earth, but just thinkabout it. Would you do business with a company that devoted an entire year to little else than the process ofchoosing its new CEO, from the strongest field in the world, and ended up with Bush?

Saddam Hussein has been a catastrophe for Iraq, but he never posed a threat outside his immediateneighbourhood. George Bush is a catastrophe for the world. And a dream for Bin Laden.

Richard Dawkins FRS is the Charles Simonyi Professor at Oxford University. His latest book is ADevil's Chaplain (Weidenfeld & Nicholson). This piece was first published by the Guardianand appears here with the author's explicit permission.

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