FOR a pseudo-secularist like me, going for the RSS is both tiresome and repetitive. Some months ago, I had covertly decided to stay off this seductive subject. Alas, the RSS has a special talent for awakening dormant critics with a brand of provocation impossible to resist. Mr K.S. Sudarshan's diktat at Agra directing Indian Muslims and Christians to "Indianise" is so blatantly communal, so direct an assault on religious identity, so wrapped up in suggestions of extra-territorial allegiance that leaving it unanswered is to invite communal mischief. Supposing, the President of the US were to make a similar demand of Hindus living in that country?