While I was not privileged to be the proverbial fly on the wall at the banquet, the alleged "serious dialogue" probably centred around the weather (it was raining!), the cutlery, the menu, George W’s beloved cur Barney, the demented Tsars (Bush must have mugged that bit of history) and other such weighty subjects. President Musharraf’s prolonged mischief on the LoC must have been mentioned en passant before Atalji’s smart bandgala was taken up and the address of the tailor obtained.