In Casablanca, a one-horse town dotted with fake Rick's bars, I asked a Bollywood-smitten Moroccan who had seen Dil to Pagal Hai "14 times" why he preferred Hindi to, say, Egyptian films. He explained that Egyptian movies were badly made and sexually crude while Hindi films were slick and sexually subtle. However, what he liked most of all was that they espoused the importance of the family, the value of sacrifice, respect for elders, faith in religion, and last but not least he loved the singing and dancing. In short, all the Bollywood elements our snooty critics deplore as hackneyed and sentimental are celebrated overseas. There's a moral here somewhere.