IS there anyone here who speaks Sanskrit or might continue doing so into the next millennium? Very few is the probable answer. For an organisation which champions the reintroduction of Sanskrit as the lingua franca of India, the RSS is silently witnessing a tragicomedy of errors in its birthplace, Nagpur. That too, over one of the most unique projects for the revival of Sanskrit introduced, ironically, by the Congress government and very nearly scuttled by the Shiv Sena-BJP combine now ruling the state.