There is a nifty literary tool in Sanskrit poetics: ‘vyajastuti.’ It is the incomparable art of ‘praising’ someone while actually engaging in intense vilification. And then there is a Bengali saying: ‘jhi-ke mere bou-ke shekhano,’ the incomparable social scientific method of beating up the maid for the purpose of teaching a lesson or two to the daughter-in-law (both perpetual victims to India’s patriarchal extended family-system). On January 17, 2010, media across continents managed a nifty cross-breeding of the above two concepts (the second concept turned upside down in the process). By calling the recently departed Jyoti Basu ‘the last Bhadralok communist’ (a website based in India, the online avatar of a popular television news channel) and ‘the man who was nearly India’s first Communist Leader’ (the website of the most celebrated British news agency), media giants showed absolute disregard to and ignorance of history, politics, and economics, and justified the left’s fear and anxiety of the entire media world becoming the Fox News Channel.
Let’s look at the obituaries and commentaries posted by two networks with widely different backgrounds and apparently different raison d’être. The Indian news channel is the new kid on the block with a flashy red website (which imposes pop-up advertisements on you) and a bullhorn to announce India’s pretensions of superpower-isation and Bollywood (and Hollywood) scandals. The British news agency is the real deal – the vestigial claw of the old lion, the ideological state apparatus of the British Empire and beyond – that pretends to care for democracy, peace, and other good things – not for the Tom, Dick, and Harry of the various Shires, but for everyone in every corner of the world. Call me old-fashioned. I am an avowed postcolonial, but I am not that much ‘post’ the whole colonial thing that I can take a British institution (so what it’s not a governmental institution – neither was East India Company) chipping in their two pounds about world peace.
What did these giants of mainstream media have to say about the death of the Marxist, democratically elected ex-leader of the Indian state of West Bengal? That ‘“he made Communism look respectable,” according to Sabyasachi Basu Roy Choudhuri, a Calcutta-based political analyst.’ That the British channel had to ask the opinion of someone who is capable of making such a daft remark indicates either of the two things: the Brits do not have a clue as to whom to contact in Calcutta for expert opinion, or all the brain has been drained out of Calcutta. The latter is simply not true, and so we are perhaps left with the option of calling up the news agency in London and giving them a list of experts, for the future.