The cow is politicised, weaponised and debated upon as much as it is revered. This diversity in conceptions applies to the judiciary, too. While some judges validate commonly held, unscientific myths surrounding the cow, other judges, in many instances, proffer sensible advice to the state, ruling in favour of human rights. Presented here are but a few instances of the courts having to step in and pass orders on contentious issues related to the cow and its protection