Jai Hind and Bharat Mata Ki Jai but sorry sir, the Central government's electoral bonds are a non-starter. Finance Minister Arun Jaitley can wax eloquent about how these 'bonds' will clean up the system and bring transparency in political funding in the country, but make no mistake they are going to be useless in their current flawed avatar. In fact, these electoral bonds will be as effective as giving paracetamol to cure cancer! Read on to know why.