Cats are lazy and, given a choice, a Royal Bengal will be snug on a family’s master bed than wet its feet in floodwaters. It happens. A tiger resting in the bedroom of a house along the highway that cleaves through Kaziranga is the most enduring image of this year’s monsoonal floods, which have affected millions of people and livestock, and several counts of wildlife, in Assam. Floods in Assam are perennial; the Brahmaputra and his tributaries are the baddest boys in the rains. They behave like angry wet cats—wildly destructive, clawing out clods of soil from their banks, inundating acres upon acres of farmland, and Kaziranga too.