Going by the way the political parties distributed tickets for the Assembly polls in Madhya Pradesh, one would not be wrong in assuming that they don't do what they say. Whether it is the ruling BJP or the main opposition Congress or the smaller players like the SP, BSP and JAYS – desperately hoping to play the kingmaker if the polls throw up a hung assembly–, all behaved in exactly the same manner. They said they won't encourage defections. They did. They said loyalty would be rewarded. It wasn't. They said they won't hanker after office. They did. They said opportunism is bad. They were opportunistic to the hilt. They said nepotism and dynasticism should be avoided like plague. They embraced both.