To believe that arrested gangster Vikas Dubey was killed by police in ‘self-defence’ while he fired at them in an attempt to flee would require jettisoning all common sense, rationality, and lived experience. That the Uttar Pradesh police would go ahead with this lousy and infinitely banal script, suggests that it had no intent to give the act even a semblance of genuineness, or feign regard for the law. Attesting to the farce is the killing of Dubey’s aide Prabhat in an ‘encounter’ in exactly the same manner a day earlier.