On 1st July, 2024, I found myself in one of the trial courts of Delhi, waiting for my case to be called. As I was waiting, I could not help but overhear some lawyers to my side discuss arguably the most important legal development for half a century in India’s criminal process — the replacement of the three criminal codes with new, ‘decolonial’ ones which are supposed to fix everything and usher in '90 per cent conviction rates' in cases which will finish in three years.