The ironies of the location were embarrassingly obvious but the local BJP speakers, given the job of holding on to the audience till Advani arrived (he was running three-and-a-half hours late on his Su-raj Yatra), were leaving nothing to chance or subtlety. Trenchant things were said about Muslims by denouncing handy surrogates like Pakistan, Bangladesh and medieval Muslim rulers. Marauding Muslims had disfigured our history by dishonouring our women and destroying our temples; then the Congress ruined our geography—bhoogol bigar diya—by allowing Pakistan to occupy part of Kashmir and then cravenly ceding three bighas of land to Bangladesh. But one speaker, in full metaphorical flight, soared over the rest: four years ago, he said, on the 6th of December, the Nation, and through the international press, the World, saw a miracle on the sacred ground of Ayodhya: they saw the natural order reversed, they saw a cow bite a dog!