Electoral arithmetic is never simple. Nothing adds up the way it ought to. But that doesn’t stop pollsters and pundits from constantly adding and subtracting constituencies and communities as if they were bright beads on a straight string. The Kumbha mela of all polls is at hand—the Uttar Pradesh assembly election so completely overshadows the ones in Punjab, Uttarakhand, Goa and Manipur that only political correctness can force us to bring them into the conversation. UP, the most populous state, has some sort of a snob value that makes it more important than the numbers it brings in. This is the state that makes and mars prime ministers (and its social and financial backwardness is a measure of the effectiveness of our political leadership).