The team had collapsed in every single Test. All the team members sat dejected. Onemember groaned: "To think that we will have more Tests coming up soon!"
The team had collapsed in every single Test. All the team members sat dejected. Onemember groaned: "To think that we will have more Tests coming ...
The team had collapsed in every single Test. All the team members sat dejected. Onemember groaned: "To think that we will have more Tests coming up soon!"
"Never mind that, what about the thrashing we've already received?"another retorted.
"When are we meeting the press?"
"The press is outside waiting to pounce on us," the youngest member saidbitterly.
The most senior member looked up from the pad he was writing on. "Okay,fellows," he said cheerfully. "I have the answer. I've finished a statementfor the press. If we honestly own up our responsibility for our defeats, the press will besilenced and might even admire us for doing the right thing!"
Everyone looked relieved. "We don't want you to take all the flak from themedia," a key player said. "Are you sure you'll be okay?"
"Just watch me," the senior member said confidently. They trooped out of theroom to face the media.
The murmur stopped as soon as the team entered the pressroom. "Was the teamselection wrong?" a reporter yelled.
"Was the team too stale?" another shouted.
The senior held up his hand to silence the clamour. "I have an importantannouncement to make. I have prepared a written statement that I would like to read out. I'lltake your questions later."
A hush descended on the room. The reporters sensed something big. The senior membercleared his throat and read from the paper in his hand.
"I wish to admit quite frankly that the team fared very badly in the recentTests," he said in a low voice. "The whole country must be disappointed. For thefailure I make no excuses. We accept the full moral responsibility for our defeat. I amsure that I speak for the whole team. Because of this failure, the whole team has decidedto resign. We feel we have all let down our captain, Sonia Gandhi. We want her to have afree hand to reconstitute the team. We have done very badly. But for her, we would havedone even worse."
The team members looked relieved. The coach, Vincent George, spoke up. "There havebeen false stories about me. That's why I've kept away from meetings. But I amalways available for my country. I'm ready to coach Soniaji whenever she wants."
Oh captain, my captain,
Our fearful trip is done!
Blame the team, my captain,
And have your load of fun!