The BJP claims it leads a government with a difference. The claim is correct. The BJP government is indeed different. But for 50 years, governments have ...
The Nehru Era
First worker (FW): I say, Panditji ideology be total confusion!
Second worker (SW): Rubbish! What you talking?
FW: Arre! We not having mixed economy but mixed-up economy! Total Soviet model, yaar. I tell you that Krishna Menon fellow be fully-fledge communist!
SW: What rot, man! Menon 100 percent Fabian socialist.
The Indira Era
FW: I say, look at Madam ruining whole system! This rate democracy total disappear! Why she play ducks and drakes with West Minister! Nijalangappa speaking total sense!
SW: Arre bhai, I know plenty about syndicate johnnies! They frustrate because Indiraji radical. Only jute press shouting democracy, democracy. What about common man, hanh? Who speak for him?
The Rajiv Era
FW: I say Rajiv be total hypocrite! Fellow claiming Mister Clean, then taking Bofor money! Total mega-fraud, yaar!
SW: You total ignorant! Why for you listen lies of VP? What about chamchas of VP? What about Arun? What about Arif? These days who not making money?
The Vajpayee Era
FW: People saying home ministry frame Pramod Mahajan in murder case!
SW: Which people, yaar! Wife of runaway policeman say anything for helping husband!
FW: Why for Advaniji so quick defending Mahajan? There be some fly in peppermint!
SW: Don't be ridicule! Advaniji and Pramod thick as thieves!
FW: Maybe Pramod spilling bean on party bigwig close to Chhota Shakeel and Dawood?
The Future EraFW: Is true finance minister taking supari for home minister?
SW: You total mad? Home minister Veerappan 100 times more powerful than finance minister Shakeel!
FW: Maybe PM backing Shakeel!
SW: Total nonsense! Dawoodji too powerful to needing Shakeel help! If PM want why not he do murder himself?
Isn't it sad
God's not my Dad?
It's even more odd
Godfather is my God!