Mulayam, of course, should not be singled out. He is merely taking to its logical conclusion precedents set by all parties, both at the Centre and the states. These monstrous cabinets provide the clearest evidence of what motivates today's Indian politician. Only patronage and perks interest him. Nothing remotely connected to public service concerns him. How will portfolios be invented to accommodate so many ministers? Will the home ministry be divided into a minister for traffic, another for VIP security and a third for crime? Will the textile ministry branch into a minister for shirts, another for trousers and a third for saris?