Hi, I'm Vicky, I am an alcoholic. I live in London and am looking for a job.""Hi, I'm Vicky's friend. I am studying in Paris to be a clown." I had expected an international cabal of eccentrics, but this was almost too good to be true. A group of strangers from Sydney to New York, from Bucharest to Johannesburg, introducing themselves at a Sunday tea party in Paris that quickly lived up to its promise of a Mad Hatter's Party. Now it was my turn to introduce myself. I felt like saying I am Bandit Queen from India, but courage failed me, so I tamely said: "I have been a journalist for over two decades and have worked for Indian and American media organisations like Time and cnn. I am writing a book for Penguin."