Karl Marx, much maligned today, was not only a great scholar but also a fund of quotable quotes. Yet strangely, many of them, while intriguing, didn’t quite fit India. History, he once said, repeats itself twice, once as a tragedy, then as a farce. History in India does repeat itself, but in a more slapstick way, first as a farce and then as a tragic farce. One senses this in the current battle of the university.