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What Men Say...And Mean

Obviously they are far from heeding the March Hare's advice ...

I'm the sensitive sort. I listen to my inner child.
I'm a woman-libber myself.
I cry easily
I play golf to stretch my muscles each week.
You must come to my Guruji's lecture. Some of the most enlightened people come there.
I'm a very spiritual person. Every evening I need to meditate for an hour on spirituality.
I spend all my money on art.
After I finish Leo Tolstoy's War and Peace, I'll start on his MadameBovary.
I'm a bookworm. My idea of heaven is nothing more than curling up with a good book.
I'm a techno-freak. I just have to have every new gadget and gizmo in town.
I've just turned vegetarian. The future of the planet is a concern of mine.
I am a total foodie. It's gourmet fare or nothing.
I love single malts. I have a real nose for them.
I love cooking
Who says I go for a woman's looks only? I prefer women who are intelligent.
My wife does not understand me.
I love foreplay as much as you do.
I love my boss.
I'm going to give up the high-pressure job, return the company car, fire the servants, and go off and write that book I've been meaning to.
I love kids.
I'm the family type.
Yes, totally into my mother. My sister-in-law and my cute nieceVandana.
Especially when the lights are low and the sheets soft.
Don't like your mum? Who says I don't like your mum?!!
Look, I'm spending all this time with you because I really respect you as a person.
Will you come to Egypt to see the Pyramids?
Will you marry me?

(The author is editor of The Sunday Review segment, The Times of India.)

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