I'm the sensitive sort. I listen to my inner child.I'm a woman-libber myself.I cry easilyI play golf to stretch my muscles each week.You must come to my Guruji's lecture. Some of the most enlightened people come there.I'm a very spiritual person. Every evening I need to meditate for an hour on spirituality.I spend all my money on art.After I finish Leo Tolstoy's War and Peace, I'll start on his MadameBovary.I'm a bookworm. My idea of heaven is nothing more than curling up with a good book.I'm a techno-freak. I just have to have every new gadget and gizmo in town.I've just turned vegetarian. The future of the planet is a concern of mine.I am a total foodie. It's gourmet fare or nothing.I love single malts. I have a real nose for them.I love cookingWho says I go for a woman's looks only? I prefer women who are intelligent.My wife does not understand me.I love foreplay as much as you do.I love my boss.I'm going to give up the high-pressure job, return the company car, fire the servants, and go off and write that book I've been meaning to.I love kids.I'm the family type.Yes, totally into my mother. My sister-in-law and my cute nieceVandana.Especially when the lights are low and the sheets soft.Don't like your mum? Who says I don't like your mum?!!Look, I'm spending all this time with you because I really respect you as a person.Will you come to Egypt to see the Pyramids?Will you marry me?(The author is editor of The Sunday Review segment, The Times of India.)