Poliglot

Manekology

After saying Muslims wouldn't get help from her if they didn't vote for her, Union Minister Maneka Gandhi had something more to say in Pilibhit. Gandhi said that villages were demarcated as A,B,C,D depending on how high their percentage vote is for the party

Biryani Bites

Who wastes biryani? Apparently a man did after a political rally organised by Congress’s candidate for Bijnor Lok Sabha constituency, Naseemudin Siddiqui. The man was reportedly angry over the small portion served to him in Muzaffarnagar’s Tadedha village last week. Angry over his impudence, other people attacked him. A video posted online shows people running from the venue, alle­gedly after the clash broke out. It is not known whether the other people had their biryani or not.

Good Morning!

The EC has "woken up now", says the Supreme Court. It must have been an overlong slumber...given what it had to do after waking up:

• Barred Yogi Aditya­nath from campaigning for three days and Mayawati for two

• Gagged Maneka Gandhi and Azam Khan

• Barred the Modi bio­pic screening, put leashes on NaMo TV

• Dished out a ban on the ruling AIADMK's advertisements in Tamil

• Ordered two Hindi TV serials to get their ‘political content’ vetted

QUOTE

“I brought her to Rampur. I did not allow anyone to touch her body. It took you 17 years,  I got to know in 17 days that she wears khaki @!#$%#@”

Azam Khan, Samajwadi Party leader

“Rahul Gandhi... who are you to call (Modi) a chor? You are a @#!$%^&%!”

Satpal Singh Satti, Himachal Pradesh BJP chief

By The Tweeple

An open-air war that may or may not get resolved behind closed doors...