FTV/TRENDZ: Essentially, lots of 6 foot-tall 50-kg women walking, though sometimes they run, jump and swim. Sometimes they’re clad, sometimes only just; and sometimes even less than that. Watch it for the music, naturally.
Sadhana/Aastha: For round-the-clock spiritual advice seekers. Presumably the occasional hilarity of the practical demonstrations is entirely unintentional.
MH1/Balle Balle: Buxom belles doing the bump-and-grind routine to popular Punjabi beats. The very vibrant heartbeat of north India. Much migraine-inducing camera work.
Sun/Udaya TV: As above, but the beats are Tamil and Kannada respectively and the belles are a lot more buxom. Utterly compelling late-night viewing.