How about checking into a comfortable house in a new city?
The tourism ministry emphasises the B&Bs will serve as cultural portals to India—its domestic customs and home cuisine, which foreign tourists rarely have a chance to experience. The first guideline laid down by the ministry is that furniture, fittings, etc should be "in keeping with the traditional lifestyle". Good quality linen and bedding are mandatory, of course, but they should be "preferably of Indian design".
"So we bought new bedspreads," explains Sarjit Barmi, with the seriousness of someone following a clause in the tax code. She and her husband Gulshan Vir Singh run a B&B in west Delhi's Vikaspuri. "We had them specially embroidered for an Indian look." Yet the most Indian-looking things about the room are the small statue of Ganesh on a shelf above a framed picture of Guru Nanak. The rest of the room is stark, lacking the cosy clutter of the typical Indian home. Similarly, in the corner of one of Mr Gupta's guestrooms, there is a pooja shelf with idols of Ayyappa. He says he will probably take it down and fill the space with an Incredible India poster, perhaps the one depicting Hampi at sunset. It may be that the harder we try to look Indian, the less likely we are to succeed. East imitates East.
Ultimately, whether they are posh or middle class, centrally located or 20 km from the nearest tourist attraction, each B&B will sink or swim on the strength of its owners' initiative. In Mumbai, for instance, B&Bs have been around for a while. Rajiv Patel and his wife started Patel's B&B four years ago. Having stayed in many hotels, Patel found them lacking in both warmth and efficiency. So he went to England to study how B&Bs worked there. The Patels now let out six rooms and make it as homey as possible. "I try to show them what our Indian culture is all about," he says. "Yesterday, there was a Maharashtrian wedding, so I took some of my guests there, and explained to them the significance of things."
Wouldn't it be simpler to just have permanent paying guests? Patel turns on his computer to show pictures of many happy tourists eating, playing with his kids, wearing saris and so on. "I like meeting new people," he says, "and some of them even cry when they're going back home." And when was the last time you cried leaving a hotel?