INDIA, by all accounts, is a place John Grisham's fictional figures would've been perfectly at home. Access to phone junction boxes is relatively easy, courtesy friendly telephone department linesmen, and a virtually deaf surveillance system is a blessing. No wonder then that Bombay Dyeing chairman Nusli Wadia was blissfully unaware that someone was listening in till the transcripts of his phone conversations on the Tata Tea-ULFA links was frontpaged by The Indian Express. Admits Wadia: "I have no idea now how long this might have been going on. What amazes me is that I have three lines and all three had been tapped."