ELECTION time. Party members huddle together to elect a prime minister even as the opposition anxiously awaits their next move. Tension runs high. Which way will the vote go? In a ruling party where women command a brute majority of 75 per cent, would the next prime minister, like the previous two, also be a woman? The ambitious speaker of the last Lok Sabha, Devkaran Gujar from Sargaon, pastmaster at realpolitik, is banking on his scheduled tribe status, his enviable track record of pushing development work through in remote rural areas, the goodwill of his constituency, to propel him into the hot seat. He argues his case earnestly. "BOTH previous prime ministers were women, BOTH from Chhota Narainpur. Isn't it time to give another gender/person, another place a chance?" In another corner the formidable Jat representative Shrimati Bhagchand Devi rallies her supporters. "BOTH previous prime ministers," she thunders, "were from Chhota Narainpur. Shouldn't a more deserving person and more neglected constituency be given a chance?" From yet another corner the wily dark horse, purse-mouthed Ramkanya Sadhu, watches the proceedings with furrowed-brow concentration. "Not sex, caste or constituency. Competence should be the criterion for selection," she says, pushing her case for the top job. The air is thick with intrigue: members threaten defections, walkouts. At one point Laxmi Devi and Kaushalya Devi, the two previous prime ministers, rush in with respective entourage to counsel, restraint, arbitrate with warring factions, find a way out of a seeming impasse.... A tumultuous one hour later it's all over. Officials, admirers, cohorts, constituents rush to felicitate the new prime minister, Ramkanya, who receives their congratulatory outpourings with the kind of equipoise that an Indira Gandhi might have envied.