So, in Kumartuli, the city of joy's muddy district of idol-makers, artisans are working overtime to meet the overwhelming demand for Mother Teresa figurines. Pro-dip Paul, for example, is working on a 10-ft idol for a north Calcutta organiser for a cool Rs 12,000. He's also working on five other Mother idols out of a cast to speed up work. For Hatibagan's Argha Puja Committee, artisans are working on three one-and-a-half ft images depicting the life and death of the saint—one model shows Mother tending to lepers, the second fast forwards to her lying in state at the St Thomas Church and the third shows the funeral cortege. Competing with Mother in the topicality sweepstakes is, you guessed it right, Princess Diana. When news of her tragic death arrived, Argha Puja Committee lost no time in ordering an image of her for its pandal. Mother's death changed plans on the 'run': residents of Hari Ghosh Street, where the puja is located, noisily demanded that Mother replace Diana. In true