Silence hangs thick in the air. A strange uneasiness sets in as the cab moves up from the hustle and bustle of Rishikesh to the quiet hills of Narendra Nagar. I am on my way to a New Age centre they call a spa. Sprawling over 100 acres of sal forests in the palace estate of Maharajah Manvendra Shah of Tehri Garhwal, Ananda in the Himalayas comes complete with gorgeously landscaped gardens and breathtaking views. It could well be the Pleasure Dome Kubla Khan built in his Xanadu. The attendants greet me with a calm namaskar. The serene smile on their faces never seem to wear off. To my cynical, city-bred sensibility the hush, the happiness and the equanimity seem artificial, like banishment from all that is real, all that is civilisation. The lifestyle is alien and the pace of life too measured. No, this is not the place for me, I quickly decide.