Just as caught up in weight-loss arithmetic is the Deodhar household in Mumbai’s Worli. Investment banker Umesh Deodhar, 41, 5 ft 8, is "miserably overweight" at 92 kg. Spouse Nandini, lecturer, 40, 5 ft 4, feels "bloated" at 67. And daughters, Sneha, 11, and Snigdha, 13, are unhappy being "plump". Oil, potatoes, mangoes, corn, fried savouries, sweets, aerated drinks—the list of banned edibles goes on in this vegetarian family. Back from the neighbourhood gym in the evenings, the adolescents use aspartame to sweeten their skimmed milk, emulating their parents who are forever yo-yoing between diets. Some stranger than the others: like the diet that the couple got off the Net recently, it had them eating only cabbage for a week! Shares a sheepish Nandini: "It started with wanting to be slim and healthy but it gradually became about being thin, everybody’s desperate to be slim these days..."