Particularly Darrshan Jariwalla who played the royal’s private peccadillo. The next one-act, Stella and Sajjid, had Channel V VJ Yudi walk on hirsutely in black briefs. Director Kotwal unforgivably used cane tables in the name of period furniture, along with music from Peter Gabriel’s Last Temptation of Christ. Even the bud vase looked like it was stolen from the nearest Punjabi restaurant serving butter chicken with white napkins. Spending the Rs 300 on juicy murg tikka would have been more heavenly than paying this much for this foul bone-in-the-throat theatre.