Feminists argue that women must be allowed to enter a forbidden temple—the Sabarimala shrine—and to hell with tradition. The priests say that tradition must stand as it always has, and to hell with women. Nude Sapre and Soman in the Tuff shoes advertisement: Adam and Eve with attendant serpent in a consumerist Eden, evoke fury on both sides. "Obscene," shriek the conservative. "A work of art," shout the Bold and the Beautiful. A vocal homosexual casts aspersions on the parentage of the Mahatma on a talk show chaired by a blonde Indian, Nikki Bedi. "How dare he," fulminate the nationalists. "Why not?" ask the Alternative. "Ban the film Bandit Queen," say Those In Favour Of Phoolan. "Show it," say Those Not In Favour Of Phoolan. "Beauty contests deni -grate women," say Those Who Think. "There's nothing wrong with beauty contests," say Those Who Disco.